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my dad accidentally butt-dialed me while on a date with my mum
they have the weirdest fucking conversations omfg
important edit: NEVER MIND THEY STARTED TALKING SMACK ABOUT ME. WHAT BITCHES. THEY SAID I EAT ALL OF THE COCOA PUFFS WHENEVER WE GET THEM.
WELL, SAY GOOD BYE TO ALL OF YOUR COCOA PUFFS NOW YOU CUNTS.
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“Sir do you have any idea how fast you were going”
“My wife is pregnat”
“thats a blow up doll”
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i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis
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I have never related so much to a book before, so inspirational. <3
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